36 Strange Items Confiscated By the TSA.
Nathan Johnson
Published
01/31/2020
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You most definitely cannot bring these on a plane.
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A Knife Hidden In Your Flowers -
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An Erie International Airport (Eri) Tsa Officer Let The Cat Out Of The Bag This Week. Literally. And The Cat’s Name Is Slim -
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This Bag Of Marijuana Was Discovered Inside Of A Microwave Oven -
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This Image Is An Inert Replica Of A Laptop Bomb. What Looks Like Cereal In The Baggie Is Actually Inert Dynamite Flakes -
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This Looks Like Something Out Of A Mad Max Movie. It’s As If Mad Max Wanted To Paint The Thunderdome With The Blood Of His Enemies. It’s A Paint Roller Wrapped In Sandpaper And Wire With Nails Protruding -
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Large Organic Mass Turned Out To Be A Bag Of Moose Nuggets (Or Feces, Droppings, Excrements, Etc.) That The Passenger Was Taking Home From Their Alaskan Adventure -
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You Won't Have A Beautiful Day If You Try To Bring This "Lipstick" Through Airport Security -
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What We Can Tell You Is That Chainsaws Are Not Permitted In Carry-On Bags -
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Please Don’t Get Snippy When Our Officers Tell You That You Can’t Pack These Ginormous Ceremonial Ribbon Cutting Scissors In Your Carry-On -
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If You Find Yourself Needing To Travel With Your Razor Glove, Please Pack It In Your Checked Bag -
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Here Are Proper Ways Do Declare Firearms And Ammunition, And Then There’s Stuffing Everything In Bicycle Tires -
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At First, It Looked Like A Harmless Inanimate Bat, And Then Pfloof!!! It Was A Batarang! -
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Enough Is Enough! We Have Had It With These #%!&@$ Snakes In This %@$! Checkpoint! -
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Tactical Spork That Allows You To Defend Said Franks And Beans From Ne'er-Do-Wells -
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Does This Phone Look Suspicious To You? Well, Besides The Fact That Borat And Idiocracy Were Still In Theaters When This Style Of Phone Was Popular, There’s Something Else Strange About It. It’s A Stun Gun With Shockingly Good Reception! -
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Razor Blades Like These Must Be Packed In Checked Bags -
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While One Might Say That This Pink Plastic Dinosaur-Shaped Grenade Is Dino-Mite, It’s Not Permitted In Carry-On Or Checked Baggage -
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Obviously, There Is Something Fishy About This Knife -
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Some Travelers Are Extremely Cautious About What They Pack, While Others Lob Inert Mortar Rounds Into Their Bags -
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This Sharp Finger Claw Weapon Was Discovered By Our Eagle-Eyed Officers -
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An 8.5” Knife Was Discovered Inside An Enchilada -
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We Think It’s Safe To Say That The Traveler Who Packed This Prefers Their Rice Wine With A Bit Of A Sting -
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Listen, We Know You’ve Been Rambling On Ever Since You Lost Your Girl So Fair In The Darkest Depths Or Mordor, But Your Sword Needs To Be Packed With Your Checked Luggage -
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If You Are Packing For Your Own Yukon Trek, Please Remember To Remove All Knives From Your Carry-On Luggage -
25.
Forget Having A Bad Hair Day, You Just Won’ T Have A Knife Day If You Get Tangled Up With A Dagger At A Checkpoint -
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This Foot-Long Replica Of #naruto’s Minato Namikaze Kunai Was Discovered In A Carry-On Bag At Atlanta (Atl). We Assume The Passenger Was Traveling Alone. Very Alone… -
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Here’s A Friendly Reminder That Knives Are Not Allowed In Carry-On Bags. -
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Shovels Must Be Packed In Checked Bags, Dig? -
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This Replica Of amcthewalkingdead’s “Lucille” Was Discovered Recently In A Carry-On Bag -
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This Carry-On Goody Bag, Presented To Our Tsa Officers At The Security Checkpoint, Included An Ax, Throwing Star, Double-Edged Dagger, And Machete -
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Make No Bones About It, No Knives Are Allowed To Be Packed In Carry-On Bags -
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Box Of Inert Replica Rocket Propelled Grenade Launchers -
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Verified Even If Not Real, Replica Or Inert Explosives Are Not Allowed, At All, In Carry-On Or Checked Bags -
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All Knives, No Matter Their Size Or Denomination, Are Prohibited From Being Carried Onto The Plane -
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Raphael Was So Excited When He Heard He Could Carry On A Pepperoni And Pickles Pizza That He Forgot All About His Twin Sai -
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Verified If You Pack Your Super Spooky Skull-Adorned Zombie Killer In Your Carry-On Bag, Your Trip Through Our Checkpoint Might Unravel
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